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(202): That rando I gave head to...
(202): That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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(860): he's a firefighter....
(860): he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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(801): Mid stroke she told me...
(801): Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Couple Drags Month-Old Baby Down the Aisle (Literally) Because Jesus
The bride explains:“Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train. Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!! So keep ya mouths running for...
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(585): You rinsed the beer pong...
(585): You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian.
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(847): Whatever. I just want to...
(847): Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
View ArticleELI5: How do poops and farts work together in the digestive system? Are they...
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Some Guy Painted Kim Kardashian's Butt With His Dick
Kim Kardashian's bare, oily ass continues to make huge waves in the art world. First, some guy printed it out and taped it to a coffee maker , and now some other guy has recreated it as a painting,...
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Good Son Obeys Mom's No Porn in the House Rule, Jerks Off in Yard
Anthony Smith, 21, was arrested by Martin County, Fla. police last month after sheriff's deputies found him outside his home, naked and masturbating. He was just listening to his mother, apparently:...
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U.K. Sex Workers Sitting on Each Other's Faces for Their Right to Fist
A mass facesitting demonstration is taking place outside Parliament in London to protest new U.K. pornography regulations that will hold online porn to the same standards as DVDs: That means no...
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8' long, 26lb, 36K calorie gummy snake
Vat 19's gummy python costs $150, but provides all the calories needed to keep you going for weeks, and has "incredible details" including "blended coloring, ridged coils, and thousands of...
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(520): This Christmas I would like...
(520): This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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Cards Against Humanity Got 30,000 People to Buy Actual Shit for $6 a Box on...
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No charges for Japanese man who dumped a quarter-ton of porn in a park
70 year old Hideaki Adachi said he was disposing of the porn for a sick friend, and he assumed that the park's population of homeless people (with whom he volunteers) would arrange for its disposal....
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Woman Catches Husband Banging Her Twin, Gives Them What They Deserve
A Chinese woman suspicious that her husband was stepping out on her got the shock of her life when she followed his car and discovered that his other woman was her twin all along. And the two were...
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